are or how things should be. If you don't like the titles to any of
these chapters you are a pussy.
I Preface
II Foreword
Chapter 1 Women are Illogical
Chapter 2 Pussy Taxes
Chapter 3 Sometimes it Needs to be Strange
Chapter 4 Marriage is Stupid
Chapter 5 Theories Based on Nothing
Chapter 6 Farts Bring Joy (Buy the shirt)
Chapter 7 Women and Food
Chapter 8 The Rules
Chapter 9 Metrosexuals are Traitors to Their Gender
Chapter 10 Bling
Chapter 11 I’d Rather be Kicked in the Nuts Than…
Chapter 12 Look at my Penis
Chapter 13 Erectile Dysfunction
Chapter 14 Dancing is for Dickheads
Chapter 15 A New Guy Term
Chapter 16 The Best Time to Breakup is November
Chapter 17 What’s Wrong With the Word Cunt?
Chapter 18 Advice from Iron Balz
Acknowledgements
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