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  • Why Iron Balz as a penname?
Why the fuck not?

  • Why write such a stupid book?
You are starting to piss me off.

  • Is it true that Iron Balz has a magical penis
    that automatically gives women orgasms
    when they have sex?
Yes

  • If I do not have Paypal, how can I order a
    book?
I believe Amazon has the best price on hardback, Barnes
and Noble the best on paperback, a camel's back has
bumps, and having sex bareback feels good (we make more
money if you buy it from the publisher so I strongly suggest
doing that).
                            Amazon:
www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425708390/sr=8-
1/qid=1144794292/ref=sr_1_1/102-3559986-8358546?%
5Fencoding=UTF8
                   Buy from Barnes and Noble:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.
asp?z=y&isbn=1425708382
                    Buy from the publisher:
www.xlibris.com/bookstore/bookdisplay.asp?bookid=29136

  • What’s wrong with the word cunt?
That’s what I am saying. Buy my book and read Chapter 17-
What's Wrong With the Word Cunt.

  • Who farted?
Iron Balz did.  It was loud and smelly and everyone enjoyed
it.  You should read Chapter 6 - Farts Bring Joy

  • How did this book get published?
I paid an online publisher $500 to publish this book.  
Therefore, I am responsible for the marketing and only make
money if it sells…which it probably won’t.  This book was
written for fun.  If I break even I will be happy.

  • Who runs this website?
Iron Balz does.  Iron Balz is extremely versatile.  In addition to
being
two people, an author, a rugby player, an
accomplished farter, and frequently writing in third person,
Iron Balz also be good with computers.  But he be bad with
da grammar.

  • Can I buy MEN LIKE BARS, Women Don’t
    Have a Penis in bookstores?
MEN LIKE BARS, Women Don’t Have a Penis is only
available online.

  • Where can I buy other books by Iron Balz?
Iron Balz currently has one book.  However, more books may
be coming out in the future including a possible second
edition of
MEN LIKE BARS, Women Don’t Have a Penis.
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I will get it from you:
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