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THE PUBLISHER
4/11/05: Two new ways to buy the book:

1) Amazon: Click here
2) Barnes and Noble: Click here

Amazon sells it for $20.99, while Barnes and Noble sells it for
$16.79 or $15.11 if you are a Barnes and Noble member (not
including shipping).  We are selling it via paypal for $15 plus $3
shipping. I am not sure why you would choose to pay more to buy
it from Amazon or Barnes and Noble.  I suppose if you own stock
in either company and you are stupid you might choose to buy it
from them.  I sympathize because I am stupid for giving you those
options as I make a lot less from Amazon and B & N sales.
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The two best ways to buy:
  1. With Paypal
  2. From the publisher:
www.xlibris.com/bookstore/bookdisplay.asp?bookid=29136

  • If you have Paypal, click on a link to the right or below.  It
    cost $15, plus $3 shipping and handling.  Total cost is $18
    to have it shipped to you.

  • If you are a personal friend of Iron Balz, please specify that
    you will pick up the book or let us know how to get it to you.  
    If this is the case, the total cost is $15.  Please email
    IronBalz@MenLikeBars.com and let him know how you
    would like to pick up the book.

  • If you do not have Paypal and have a credit card or bank
    account, you can set up an account at www.paypal.com or
    by clicking on the links below or to your right.  If you cannot
    figure this out you may be a monkey.  While it is impressive
    that you are a monkey that has figured out how to use the
    Internet, I have a strict policy of not selling my book to
    monkeys.

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MEN LIKE BARS, Women Don’t Have a Penis
IRON BALZ
The Greatest Book Ever Written
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4/13/05: Foreigners can buy the book as
well:

Are you in England? Quit banging your mash and buy a book:
click here

How about Korea?  (Sorry, only available in South Korea -
Thanks a lot Kim Jong!) Forecasts call for light showers and
ninjas.  Don't forget your rain coat and bow staff:
click here

Denmark (?): click here (scroll down on page)
"Bücher in englischer Sprache" - I spoke with a Denmarker and he
told me this statement roughly translates to:  "Iron Balz kicks ass
and only a pussy would not buy this book."
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