paypal, click buy it now button anywhere
on this page to buy it with paypal.
4/11/05: Two new ways to buy the book:
1) Amazon: Click here
2) Barnes and Noble: Click here
3) Overseas: Click here
Amazon sells it for $20.99, while Barnes and Noble sells it for
$16.79 or $15.11 if you are a Barnes and Noble member (not
including shipping). We are selling it via paypal for $15 plus $3
shipping. I am not sure why you would choose to pay more to buy
it from Amazon or Barnes and Noble. I suppose if you own stock
in either company and you are stupid you might choose to buy it
from them. I sympathize because I am stupid for giving you those
options as I make a lot less from Amazon and B & N sales.
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THE PUBLISHER
- The two best ways to buy:
- With Paypal
- From the publisher:
- If you have Paypal, click on a link to the right or below. It
cost $12, plus $3 shipping and handling. Total cost is $15
to have it shipped to you.
- If you are a personal friend of Iron Balz, please specify that
you will pick up the book or let us know how to get it to you.
If this is the case, the total cost is $2,000 for lying. Iron Balz
does not have any friends. Friends are for pussies.
Please email IronBalz@MenLikeBars.com and let him know
how you would like to pay.
- If you do not have Paypal and have a credit card or bank
account, you can set up an account at www.paypal.com or
by clicking on the links below or to your right. If you cannot
figure this out you may be a monkey. While it is impressive
that you are a monkey that has figured out how to use the
Internet, I have a strict policy of not selling my book to
monkeys.
- If you want to pay with a check, you can buy the book on
this page but it will cost $17.84 plus shipping and handling:
www.xlibris.com/bookstore/bookdisplay.asp?bookid=29136
read excerpt of chapter 6 - Farts
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